This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Did my first ever "if I can knock on your car with my knuckles, you're passing way too close" last night. Firm enough to startle the cunt, just soft enough not to make a dent. Probably. :)

Saw an old school delivery moped driver pull a wheely as I was waiting for the bus, only for his rear box to open and someones dinner to fly out over the road!

Lol/10 would watch again!

Had the squits since coming back from Morocco but had to cycle home from work yesterday.

bumps in road/10. Would not go w/out piles cushion again.

Last time i did that, the guy swore blind he'd given me plenty of room. Not sure how he worked the physics of that out.

One of the benefits of an SMP saddle.

Tanking along, wet leaves, rat like dog sans leash. Arse via shoulder. Rat like dog giving me "what the fuck happened there" look. I return same look. Slink off. Rat like dog wins this one.

We've just been informed the showers at the office are out of action for at least 2 weeks. Any ideas on what sensible alternatives are around?

Local sports centre, YMCA, gyms that have shower only memberships - I've used yoga / dance places that have shower only memberships for a small charge.

Or just wear less, sweat less, ride more slowly, and use wet wipes.

Indeed, Lusso Roubaix or it's pants showing time...

Mitchums stick deo and merino works for me...

mexican shower.

Is that like a Glasgow bath - Except, you know, more racist?

possibly. but there aren't many mexicans about these parts to offend... at least not anymore.

#tmex

I'll tell him you said Hi. We may bump into him this weekend.

Hide yo kids

Hide yo wife

Tweaked my neck so I'll be the gutter trash on the way home. Looking left is overrated.

Trainwankering today. Shout out to whoever came up with the "how to spot terrorists" posters around the station. Apparently they take pictures of stuff and wear thick coats. Thumbsupkid.jpg

Wot no racial profiling? Brexit Britain I am disappoint.

We've just been informed the showers at the office are out of action for at least 2 weeks. Any ideas on what sensible alternatives are around?

Cycling as a means of transport requires one to be presentable at the other end - cinema, pub, date, work. Why does cycling to work have to be some fucking cardio HIT intervals bollockstroking? Just fucking wear normal clothes and do normal stuff, London! Stop being such technical-clothing wearing, rehydrating whilst commuting hiviz lycra dork twatz. Seriously every time I see someone chugging on a bidon on the way to work I think the cunts are winning.

I think the cunts are winning

t shirt?

more chance of that T-shirt than LFGSS summer cap :)

I wore jeans today but did have a bottle. Am I just half cunt?

I think the cunts are winning.

Did you not get the memo? They already have.

I think the cunts are winning

#EC1Collective