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The first time I was playing with an Actionman, Great Dane decided both it and my hand were chew toys.
Second time, playing football. English Sheepdog knocked me down and bit me.
Third time, sledging. Unidentified dog bit through my coat and into my elbow. The owner offered my parents money not to report it.
Stop tying fireworks to them?