I've never 'got'

I heard that Adele doesn't 'get' Pisti.

You two should meet for coffee, work that shit out.

Not cake though. The bill would be terrifying.

Separate taps in England for cold and hot water. Why not to use a mixer tap?

I get this all the time.

I was always informed that the mixer tap, is a flawed design, that is prone to leaking. We the mighty English, stick to the mighty separate design.

I now live europe, and realise this is bollocks.

There is something to be said for having to put the plug in though. So you know exactly how much water youre using.

UFC is where it is at. If you can't quite hack that, then head down to that kebab near Lewisham high street on a Friday night.

I don't get UFC, it's a horrible "sport".

Cider.
Yuck!

Tramp juice.

Adele

Turn you down did she?

I bet he's got a story about her...

Something to do with knowing a bloke who knows a bloke who got a soapy tit-wank from her.

awards shows

I think the Brits, and this one in particular, have/has got to be the blandest piece of shit ever.

I bet he's got a story about her...

could it be that she's a massive coke head and a hose beast?

what is this hose beast you speak of?

I think the Brits, and this one in particular, have/has got to be the blandest piece of shit ever.

WTF!? Did you not see One Directions award acceptance?, Olly Murs's thrilling performance? that uncomfortable looking ginger fella singing in his green element t-shirt? Radio 2 listeners in 'not voting Chase & Status as Best band Shocker'?

Yeah this is some sterile shiiiiit.

365, 52 or 12 photo 'challenges'.

Where the fuck is the challenge in taking one photo a day never mind one a bloody month?

Stacey Dooley. And all the weird inappropriate reality show/documentaries she ends up on.

What's she for?

Leaf Blowers. Is there anything more pathetic in life than seeing a grown-man in hi-viz trying to organise leaves on a windy autumnal day?

Read this the other day... http://www.citylab.com/navigator/2016/11/the-case-against-neighbors-with-leaf-blowers/506324/

Bob Dylan

Premier league football

Leonard Cohen

and Tom Waits

But you get all other bladder kicking?

No problem with bladder kicking. Just to overpaid rapist prima donas in the premier league

Cat "ownership". You pay for and feed an animal so that you can get the benefit of occasionally stroking it, but at any point the animal is free to fuck off out the door and wander free-range across other people's property, shitting where it likes and decimating the wildlife. Why is it even allowed?

Because cat.

wander free-range across other people's property, shitting where it likes and decimating the wildlife. Why is it even allowed?

Because cat.

Suuuuuuure cat can get away with it, but call it "Fox hunting" and suddenly everyone gets all upset.

Fox hunting