Reprographics - The repro man blog

What, living in Ilkley?

Chortle!

One of my cousins was electrocuted playing on top of the trains in Ilkley...

He survived?? Fuck me, I bet he was in tatters!

was he ever charged?

I don't think they can prosecute, under current law.

yeah, he survived. Big scar across his chest, and one of his arms slightly fucked mind you.

I've been looking online for new articles on it, but no luck, anything pre 1998ish isn't going to have happened in the future.

badum-tish.

I assume you're here all night?

Try the veal.

As long as there's no Salmon Mousse...

Euph?

Death scene in Meaning of Life.

Rapha Thin Mints™

for explosive energy

Fack orf, I'm full...

Lol

Always a joy to hear from Scorcher!
I always figured fishing was the way of getting round public drinking laws as you're refreshing yourself during a sporting endeavour, not just sinking tins of Tyskie for the sake of it. The amount of kit required never fails to amaze me...

I don't reckon there's much kit really, just a rod, some maggots and a box full of frighteningly strong lager. Just the basics.

You should come check out the old lads who fish on the Lea Navigation round our way. Special wheelbarrows for the kit, several rods, fold out loungers and bivvy bags to keep the drizzle off. Can barely ride past the buggers sometimes.
In stark contrast to the Eastern European lads who just have a rod, tacklebox to squat on,tinnies and a hiviz waterproof yet seem to be waay better anglers judging by the bags of fish you see them walking off with.
Don't worry, both groups look miserable as fuck as you'd hope.

Your wife played you, she played you well.

I know - I'm glad she did!

Dear general

Please please please submit a story for this

http://www.boredpanda.com/wine-bottle-reading-book-labels-librottiglia/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook

Dear foul mouthed northern wankspanner,

I'm trying to locate a story among your archive. It involved gambling, the phrase 'tougher than a dogs head' and scouse Cable Pullers. Only ask cos I met some pullers on site today who, aside from being Essex boys fit the description perfectly.

Also, ^ is a great idea

Hi @edmundro mate!
The story is no. 45, Winkle Picker.

@andy.w I'll sharpen my quill immediately!

I want to read #45 now, but cant find it - can you post a link?

edit. no worries found it

whats all this 'drawing' about then Luci?

Next book illustrated by the author?

It'd be like the credit scene in Superbad.