I hope she buys a pretentious cup of coffee from a pretentious coffee shop and when she takes a sip, the pretentious lid fitted to said pretentious coffee cup doesn't fit very well and it pisses all down the front of her shirt.
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I hope she buys a pretentious cup of coffee from a pretentious coffee shop and when she takes a sip, the pretentious lid fitted to said pretentious coffee cup doesn't fit very well and it pisses all down the front of her shirt.