• What, living in Ilkley?

    Chortle!

    One of my cousins was electrocuted playing on top of the trains in Ilkley...

    He survived?? Fuck me, I bet he was in tatters!

  • yeah, he survived. Big scar across his chest, and one of his arms slightly fucked mind you.

    I've been looking online for new articles on it, but no luck, anything pre 1998ish isn't going to have happened in the future.

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