Epic fail

All I'm seeing is a part torn sticker on a passport.

It's not Dylan, that's all. It's an impersonator.

#failsforoldpeople

Was that guy in the black and white jacket an impersonator?

bob who?

I'm pretty sure Adele is established enough in her own right to be described as more than just a Bob Dylan impersonator.

We don't hear from you for months and this is what you show up with.

I'm returning gradually.

Correction of the week:

An article on July 30 described the late IRA leader Joe McCann as a 'notorious killer'. In fact, he was never arrested for or charged with such an offence. We are happy to set the record straight.

Man alive, got in a lift in John Lewis ground floor with 6-7 other people so not particularly full and then a large lady got on.

And the fucking lift shut down and started saying "this lift is overloaded, this lift is overloaded" over and over again, and we're looking at the lady and she wants to die and we're all still looking at her and we want to die but also we want her to get out and then she gets out and we all die a bit more as the lift starts working again and we can finally get to haberdashery.

Fat shamed by a lift. What a world.

oh man, that's brutal

I guess it would be hard to argue that the lift was biased by the idealised images of women photoshopped in all the fashion magazines.

Our lifts at work are sensitive to a bit of overloading. The worst is when one person gets out, another gets in and then it overloads...awks.

Lifts just make random noises sometimes, to distract you from the fact that you're standing in a metal box above a fucking deep hole.

Got round to rebuilding my broken HS33s today (figured I'd do both so I could extend the rear crossover and give it a fresh bleed). With the help of a beer, natch, and the empty beer can makes a handy catch bottle for the old oil! Went fairly swimmingly.

Tidying up later, habit kicks in, give the can a shake to check for leftover tipple - down the hatch with a good measure of Royal Blood. Bleeeeeeurgh. At least it's not DOT...

... bet it was smooth though.
I always keep my hat with me.

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/795520378122735616

I like to kick back with a few of these after a hard day of CONTROLLING THE MEDIA

Epic seller fail + epic buyer fail

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ilford-photograph-paper-/291905178528?nma=true&si=I1o8vL4S2giVQN%252FxTB7C9Utqf44%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

:)

oh dear.

https://politicalscrapbook.net/2016/11/guido-fawkes-scores-own-donkey-cck-goal-after-misunderstanding-web-ads/

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/795833821501460480

Lol.

Also couldn't have happened to a nicer blog :P

haha looks like an ass

levels of hell...