US Politics

Thanks. But I wish it wasn't.

It's well known this is a fake.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Yup.

Better get an umbrella before the nukes come raining down.

Nukes don't bother me today! It the social aspect, the same way Brexit emboldened the less enlightened (racists, sexists, other -ists), Trumps election legitimises so much bullshit. Scares the crap out of me.

so ... you just became president of the usofa
what three things would you do

1. check out area 54 and see if those aliens are real
   
2. delete your tax returns from the irs servers
   
3. order a white house hamburger to see if the catering staff needed changing
   
   
   

or other priorities ?

I assume you mean area 51 or is area 54 even more secreter?

I was surprised by his victory speech. It was uncharacteristically nice about Hillary which gives me a glimmer of hope that maybe all his bullshit rhetoric was a bit of an act.

Hopefully he'll have good advisors around him to make sure it doesn't get all nuky.

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He's just won, everyone expects him to be gracious.

Marine Le Pen now 5/2.

Lol at all the cunts on television calling this a victory for democracy, this is mob rule 😠

Quite an interesting picture (from the FT)

america hasn't reached peak stupid ... yet

20% of us a mericans now live in states where weed is legal ,Bbc man said just now

Bruce Springsteen for 2020?

2016....Welcome to Dystopia....twinned with Hell!

Yep, we're definitely living in a simulation.

Wow.

Useful table, thanks. It appears that Michigan is the most backward state of the ones I've visited. I'd still like to see some more of the country, so I'll draw a line there and it still gives me another 14 states to add to the list.

#wtafigo

Who cares about fake in the new age of endarkenment

Not me and my tremendous awesomeness that's for sure.

Where's the Dignitas clinic at? I don't want to live on this world any more...

Clinton only jas herself to blame: Wikileaks docs show that knowing she was barely electable the Democrats deliberately manipulated the Republican nomination to ensure Trump undermined the other candidates, in theory leaving an easier victory for her.

I suppose for us it would be like electing Cherie Blair... But fuck. It's the end of the world as we know it-start stockpiling food and weapons and invest in lead.

Not just lead. The price of all (metallic) commodities is on the up at the moment.

rip pollsters
a dying art