US Politics

And get to bring in his supreme court judge of choice.

I picked the wrong day to wake up

So does this mean there are more fuckwits in the U.S or in the U.K?

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What the animal fuck

2016, Year of the poll.

A £10 bet on Corbyn, Leicester City and Trump would have been worth £66m

Stocks and $ crashing, gold rising.

*starts buying loads on ebay.com

Canadian immigration website has crashed.

Are we all now legally permitted to grab women by the pussy?

Can you stop the planet please I want to get off

Crikey. I'm £143 richer than when I went to bed. This new found wealth will definitely mean I can grab women by the pussy.

What a time to be alive.

Anyone for tennis?

All I can think of is that like Obama, a lots of proposal that Trump introduced will be declined.

Maybe become the most useless president in history, I hope.

Monkey tennis?

Is Lee Harvey Oswald definitely dead?

Think I'm going to turn this off and put ceebeebies on for some light relief...

You'll be relying on Republicans to defy their own leader, again and again and again.

Or was it the Mafia?

I wish I'd done that, I thought he was probably going to win and some financial compensation would have been nice.

America's Brexit: dissatisfaction and anger leads to voting for the rebel option, polls don't predict it, 'surprise' victory. For once I agree with Sarah Palin.

I set up an interview on Talk Radio for a colleague this morning and 51% of their listeners don't think the U.S. have made a mistake. What was the Brexit vote percentage again?

I could not imagine this or Brexit coming to pass. I must be totally out of touch

On the plus side, Marijuana is now legal recreationally for over 21's in California

Time for
#mexit #colombotomy #koreangina
You dumbf^ck$

Trump has definitely won, just confirmed by BBC.

I could not imagine this or Brexit coming to pass. I must be totally out of touch

I'm guessing you don't live in the countryside or a failed industrial area (another parallel with Brexit).