• staying in the High Tatras at night is also verboten because its full of bears and wolves n shit

    I'm a motherfuckin' Australian. Bear pie with wolf jus for dinner sounds wonderful dahling. There isn't a damn thing in Europe that would cause me even the slightest pause for concern.
    Oh, except maybe a pack of wild Torys/UKIPers. Those fuckers are vicious and I've heard, bad eatin'.

  • fair point - fuck australian wildlife. My sister is over there right now and seems to have somehow adopted that blaise attitude towards snakes n spiders. Urgh.

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