• Mostly correct, but I think the booze thing is because Wetherspoons will be nationalised as all other pubs go out of business, and they'll only sell good British Booze, for British People.

    Every Thursday it's blackface day, when you get two pints of Perry for one Universal Credit if you come in not-at-all-racist-as-its-an-old-tradition-in-exclusively-white-areas (naaraiaotiewa) Morris costume.

  • Every Thursday it's blackface day

    I assumed that was gonna be the yearly June 23rd tradition from now on. My bad.

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