Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Extra bends - that's Foffa bespoke customisation.

@df123 can explain why it should cost extra

Sugino cranks no?

Yep.

S'fine, bend is photoshopped right?

S'fine, bend is photoshopped right?

Yeah, this is the original:

By the owner on scumtree? That would be an interesting sales tactic-I emailed him to politely tell him it's a deathtrap and it's now been removed so I doubt it...

'ahem' fade the light source at the ends of the tt 'ahem'
Yeah that's the one!

@ùbér_grùbér twisted in the d-lock you reckon? So probably stolen?

If you could just photoshop it into something totally different that would probably be the best option?

Dunno, where it is it could equally be someone decking it and the bars hitting? (obvs not bullhorns fitted)

Mind you, there are indeed some desperate souls out there...

'ahem' fade the light source at the ends of the tt 'ahem'

Hehe, I know. I literally selected a 1 pixel wide piece of good toptube and increased the width to 2000% or something. Didn't even have to rotate it.

@ùbér_grùbér: Too much work. :D

Only one copy in the world,custom built and tailored to
specification,built entirely with top quality Italian components.(I
had this built specially for me by a very talented,very patient bike
mechanic called Dee at Daycocks Bicycles in Dalston,London,all parts
brand new,no expense spared).

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cinelli-Saetta-20speed-Full-Carbon-Racer-XL58cm-Full-Campagnolo-Centaur-Groupset-/222291967866

Only one copy in the world

Thank God.

Only one copy in the world

And yet it's been posted three times in the eBay Finds thread and that's the second time it's been posted in here.

Thank god indeed...

Talking about copies.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Large-Single-Speed-or-Fixed-Wheel-Custom-Bike/262699449512?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D39829%26meid%3D1d3339d0529945cf9544c5ed8d2ddc6a%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D172392002752

Description - "good work"

From CP

Give it a velcro tt protector for maximum pengy-esqueness

a lil classic look to it, been a mtb before reincarnation.

1x1 is where its at.

I get it. All the aesthetics of a step over, without the convenience...

I thought this would look better in the flesh....it doesn't...

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Airwolf had a great theme tune, mind.

And Ernest Borgnine