The Apprentice - predictions

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not Roisiosnnennnaniennnnn

bullshitttahhhhhhhhh

get outttamyboardrooommmmm

Claude vs Solomom ---boom!

to be fair Daniel did take the lose really well

Well, I got that completely wrong. Turned out the best candidates had the worst business plans/ideas.

I'm not excited by either Bianca or Mark. But I think Mark will edge it, based on that he knows what he is doing.

I love this program so much.

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so do i

I still think that the "we need one hundred chickens" decision is one of the finest moments of television I have ever seen.

Every year I die a little inside when the apprentice starts. Every year I moan they're a bigger crop of melts than last year.
So glad I've never worked in a formal business environment(or even an office) as I don't think I could deal with such people.
I really struggle to understand how some people become successful..

Valentino ftw. He seems relatively normal.

quite like Selina the blonde, she has a nack of cutting through the BS

Urgh, what a bunch they are.

So many idiots in there.

I can't see Elle, Mergim, Sam, Vana or Selina lasteing long.

Ruth is a bit too out there to make it I think, but she does seem to be doing a good job, just by being sensible.

Richard did a good job last week, but he's a dick, he'll be fired.

David, Gary and Scott haven't done much yet, maybe they are useful, but could just be spare parts.

For now, my top 3 is Joseph, Brett, Natalie, but I don't think there are any candidates that are that much above the rest, like Mark last year.

Melts, melts, melts, melts, melts.

Well that's what I think.

Last episode was disappointing - no gross psychopathy displayed, just stupidity. And not even funny stupidity, just dull "this is a daft way to do this" type stuff.

I long for the majesty of the "100 chickens" moments.

Hopefully next week will be a return to form.

Watched this at the in-laws for the first time ever this weekend. Plenty of gross psychopathy inspired in the viewer.

Well, Natalie gone, no big surprise there (yes, I know what I said 2 weeks ago).

Selina should have been brought back, and also fired. And I'm amazed Sam survived.

So, Scott is really impressing me. He's not an idiot, which already makes him stand out, and seems to be doing well, despite losing the last two weeks.

I think Richard has actually been there, and done it, he's just a bit of a dick. Which I think will cost him in the end, but he is capable.

My third top 3 right now would be April. She's not had much coverage the last few weeks, but also seems like she has her head screwed on.

I quite like Selina, she's not afraid to piss people off and she's often totally correct.

For all you Apprentice fans, it's your fault;

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/10/apprentice-donald-trump-political-rise-election-2016

Looking forward to this year's group of egotistical, self important narcissists.

Watch it now - they are doing a cycling product.

I'm watching through my fingers.

Oh good lord this is horrific.

The idea of the advert having someone knocked off their bike who isn't wearing the product is a bit... threatening.

Like the products though.

It's nice that the woman was motivated to create a product and then go on TV to promote a product that explicitly blames her husband for being knocked off his bike.

Is that the guy from Condor?!

Yep, he's looking entertainingly sceptical.

Waste not...

Yay. I have to admit to thoroughly enjoying an evening of watching deluded idiots being idiotic and delusional. Good eye-rolling from Karren and Claude too.