Football

couldn't hear each other talk.

How bloody dare they. Bloody Europeans coming over here and having a good time.

Not the same person who sacked the deputy.

You'd have heard Corny, though. I'm assuming he was there?

Too many plastics?
The wrath of G, destroying negativity and suckers that come with....
Or some way of making the wrath of Kane work here.

I'm still not certain who the Sheriff is

Coming over here with their organised, enthusiastic support and showing up lazy, entitled English fans. Disgusting. We need to take back control.

Its Pochetino, tho I'm still not sure why, something to do with rusty badges I assume.

Corny doesn't go to games. The plastic's plastic.

Couldn't find the ground.

How many games have you been to at WHL over the last two seasons?

Do YOU really want to get into this?

I've been to 4 this season and Wembley last night, have a ticket for Decembers game at Wembley too, and a few in the new year. I go when I can, basically.

Didn't go to many last year (3 all season I think).

Goes to 3 games a season; complains about plastics. Lelz.

4 + 1 = 5

Was referring to last season, but 5 really makes all the difference. Dyed in the wool match goer.

*snore*

Doesn't take in previous experience and capacity to use said experience.

You're a Liverpool fan right? You know how referring back to previous events works.
And also how to do the looking to the future thing. Just for completeness.

I'd love to know the average number of games a self certified UK based supporters of a prem team go to a season. I'd imagine Dan's 8 in 2 seasons is in the top 1%.

I've been to 1 this season and 1 last season. Both at the Ashburton Grove, both in the Arsenal end with mates who are season ticket holders.

Do you get plastic 'Boro supporters? I kinda think you just get shit 'Boro supporters. That's more me.

UK adult population is 40m, and aggregate average attendance at premier league clubs last season was 729K. Even if you assume all these match goers were season ticket holders that went to every game (which is demonstrably wrong), 1.8% of adult population goes to games. Factor in:

• not everyone in the UK adult population self certifies as a 'football fan' (a stupidly tribal and primitive thing to do in any event)
  
• The set of people who went to premier league games is obviously far in excess of 729K.
  
• Add in league and cup games not covered
  
• consider there are all the clubs outside the premier league
  
  

Then going to a handful of games makes you a massive plastic.

I think we are on a cycle. Just entering the drying cycle right now. Again

Could someone please wake me when this crap's over?

Yeah - get back to plastics calling plastics plastics and obsessing about Liverpool.

oof, glad I deleted the 'easily' form '..is easily in the top 1%'.

@dan you massive plastic twat, you're everything that is wrong with modern football and you should just shut the fuck up.

Think that resolves the matter. Shall we move on?

Oh, and @tv is the bestest footy fan eva

Football's over. It's all about boardgames now.