The Anonymous million mask march on bonfire night.

Useless forms of action like actual dialogue and legal actions.

Enjoy your jolly, mate. I really hope we wake up in a different world the day after the get together but I'll not start celebrating just yet.

Your writing style is dead weird. I'm going with you being a police plant as well. No actual adult writes like this.

...or it's all being copypasta'd from elsewhere.

But, how are you different?

They're different because they all wear the same mask, innit?

Your writing style is dead weird. I'm going with you being a police plant as well. No actual adult writes like this.

I'd probably go with Sun reporter - the hysterical, childish writing style is pushing me that way.

And the racism.

And the not-getting-the-fucking-hint.

Ooh, I hadn't seen the racism but I've just had a look.

Either a Sun journalist trying to get a good smear story of awesome fixeh riders/hipsters/anarchists or just your bog standard self-important 4chan contributor.

a bunch of idiots wearing masks

How do you know they're idiots if they're wearing masks?

Ha, I think I've got you bang to rights there.

On no one (Labour, Unions etc) doing anything: mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/24-­screeching-u-turns-david-7935230

Obviously, his claim is much too strong, but when reading that list I can't help but think of all the other evil stuff that did get through.

Basically, they push the envelope really far and think that they can afford to get knocked back on a couple of things. They create an immense workload for the opposition and the public alike in opposing so many eminently unreasonable things that they don't mind if they get defeated occasionally, as they know there isn't enough time in a day to oppose everything that's wrong.

And then they sneak through the really awful stuff when people are distracted.

I'm just glad Goldmember is here to protect us from the villains in government with his passion, knowledge and weird writing style. Oh. And his mask.

Isn't GoldSword something to do with Kim Philby? The cold war double agent. British spy turned defector to the USSR / sun reporter

Philby has a key role in Mike Ripley's short story Gold Sword published in 'John Creasey's Crime Collection 1990' which was chosen as BBC Radio 4's Afternoon Story to mark the 50th anniversary of D-Day on 6 June 1994.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Philby

Or this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Sword_for_Bravery

I reckon the actual reference is probably a weapon in Minecraft:

http://www.minecraftinfo.com/goldsword.htm

grown-up

Ha totally more Minecraft with the writing style!
Unless we get really tenuous and suspicious with the whole Cambridge Five connections and Longbridge too... Long (another suspected member) Bridge(Cambridge).
I should totally write an implausible spy movie

and thousands of grown up people attend the annual Million Mask March events

Only thousands? Maybe it needs to change its name.

The movement against government cuts led by the TUC and the Socialist Worker party front organisation The Peoples Assembly Against Austerity have failed to reverse any government cuts in the past six and a half years since the Tories were re-elected.

This just isn't true.

I should totally write an implausible spy movie

Under the alterego John Le Bikke

... ehem.

I feel like that took me too long to get and then the pay off wasn't worth it. I demand those 10 seconds back.

This exactly.

Maybe.. pensive expression

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you are doing quite well @Goldwhatsyername

10 pages in and we are still biting

Oh yeah, these are probably Russian hackers. Товарищ Золотоеоружие and his cohorts from Fancy Bears are trying to do us in. First Wiggo and now LFGSS.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/cover_story/2016/10/was_a_server_registered_to_the_trump_organization_communicating_with_russia.html

I just hope to god that you're 13 and not a grown adult.

https://youtu.be/plZRe1kPWZw