• My last house was broken into while I was asleep.

    I woke around 4am to sounds in kitchen.

    I released the power of ten tigers and flew down stairs to find front door open.

    Ran out into road but they had gone.

    No idea what I would have done if I had caught them.

    They couldn't find the keys but took laptop / hand bag wallet etc.

    I reckon local scrotes.

    Police only useful for insurance.

    /csb

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