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halloween costume = brilliant

https://twitter.com/FootyHumour/status/792463639064285184/photo/1

Halloween is shit...

By the way does anyone remember East Ham football club? Read this: http://thecoldend.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/forgotten-football-east-ham-united-and.html

Out of interest who have you got down for first and second?

I'm amazed at how quickly the meltdown has happened. I think he needs psychiatric intervention.

City, Arsenal...

We're starting to get the hang of this getting a result without a ball lark. It's entertaining listening to opposition fans repeatedly bitching about how they should have won 5-0.

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Statto types, ifs are the new assists apparently.

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Pogba being called a flop😂 if Zlatan could finish Pogba would be one of Europe's top assisters

Winning the fouls.

My favourite description of Burnley on redcafe was "game-raising thundercunts"

Chelsea seem to be starting to hit their stride. Which is a shame.

good result away at southampton and a clean sheet to boot. Cosat seems to be enjoying playing rather than fueling his game with anger and hes doing well with it.

Conte seems very good at finding the best system for the players at his disposal.

I thought he just did a 343 everywhere he went.

Though, as has been said elsewhere, the difference is formations is about 3 yards. Or something.

I'd like to claim my use of system encompassed a broader totality rather than your reductive English presumption that I was referring to a 'formation'.

But in any event - I also don't think he plays 3-4-3 wherever he goes. Italy and Juve variously played 3-5-2, 4-4-2 diamond, 3-1-3-2, and any other sequence of numbers that totalled 10.

Yeah. We'd all like to claim whatever it is the blizzard is banging on about as our intention.

Fact is. It's a brexit world now, and Conte is playing three at the back, four in the middle, and a massive cunt up front.

He's not getting the best out of Terry.

:)

More importantly, every time I see Conte I wonder why he asked for this haircut at the barbers:

Maybe the threat of blowing their brains out with a bolt pistol does wonders for keeping the egos within the squad in check?

Trying hard to imagine how blowing John Terry's brains out would make any difference to his life and decision-making skills...

Great to see Diego and Eden back on the scoresheet, only managed the highlights but we looked pretty good... Getting there, fuck knows what happened at Wet Spam...

Yes a real shame

meltdown is facing a two match stadium ban after his comments on the ref before the liverpool game and now his sending off on saturday

he'll possibly miss his bi-annual hissy fit get together with wenger
which will save him further bans

Jack Rodwell now up to a record 35 starts without a win. Last one was May 2013. Lulz.

Winning the filling of the spaces dynamically...

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/oct/30/jurgen-klopp-liverpool-crystal-palace-premier-league

manure just took it to a new level

Manchester United (NYSE:MANU) is today announcing a global partnership with Mlily (SH.603313). The agreement heralds United’s first ever official mattress and pillow partner.

wonder if they'll line a room with padded mattresses for meltdown to go into to scream and rant to his hearts content