Food

It's the internet you fucking div. "conversation I'm having". You self important arsehole. Fuck me.

Strong work! Oxford st? Hopefully you'll disrupt their stock algorithms and they will have keep ridiculous quantities on the shelf to meet demand. My turn tomorrow!

Yeah I nearly took all the ox cheeks too but didn't want to come across as some kind of meat hoarder.

Bon appetit for your 'merican food techniques

http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/bas-best-buffalo-wings

Again didn't see you speaking about a goddamn thing until the triple d back and forth came up and then you were all up in that with your miserableness.

Fuck you!

This ain't your private food blog where you can pontificate over what's good and what's bad and get no fucking blowback.
Did your feelings get hurt, because I didn't agree with you? Fucking grow a pair and suck it up, or otherwise be understood as one that can dish it out without having the ability to take it...

Ps apologies if your triple d comment was unrelated to the back and forth I was having with @CYOA, and you just felt the need to lay into the grey goateed glory of guy Fieri because you know, without the glasses, you and he could be twins..

i've let your constant sniping at me on this forum slide up until now because by and large i'm not a precious cunt and i've a thicker skin than most. that ended today. you seem to think you inhabit a space where you can tell me how to conduct myself on here and elsewhere to appease your sense of what is and isn't acceptable. you're the one with a fucking problem shitwit, not me. you know where the block button is - i suggest you familiarise yourself with it.

Niiiiiice! If you're ever in the mood for osso bucco then it's pretty much always in stock at Waitrose Canary Wharf – though like you I tend to swipe it all in one fell swoop.

Dude you know what, me snipe at you? Every so often I put in a word, because you say stuff that rubs me the wrong way, I generally keep to myself on here and edit what I say because there's no fucking point it's the inter webs. But I know you and to a certain extent give you a bly because of that, with your incessant grouchy old man stick and so forth but you know what, bang and the block is on!

Next time I see you pints on me, and I'll try not to pounce any fags, if you're still smoking and not being all 21st century dick and vaping...

But from hear on count me out on the social media interraction...

dick.

you out this weekend?

/apols for the insults. i only mean half of them.

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Has the food fight ended in the cafeteria yet?

Anyway.

Lemon risotto tonight. So simple, so good.

And your mum wonders why you don't have friends...

Christ! 😂

don't you fucking start.

No thyme?

Did you serve it on a square plate?

U OK, hun?

my fee fees are in tatterz.

You need a social media holiday... #speakingasafriend #internevention

why? because i'm not a massive fan of being spoken to like a chump, repeatedly? pls.

Nm

Anyway, can we get back to people being saucy yet?

No thyme?

It took 30 minutes of careful stirring!

Did you serve it on a square plate?

An Octagonal bowl...

Triangle plates allow you to create a rosotto all seeing eye on the plate for 200% more illuminati to your meal.

Yeah, but an octagon is eight times as powerful.

Any suggestions for frying pans that can go under a grill? Most of the oven-safe ones say not to put under a grill. Cheers

Cast iron