Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

All about them aero gains I guess.

Are we having a 'money can't buy taste' theme page?

Yes hello I would like my name to be plastered all over the bike so people know who I am.

• Would you like it in a legible font?
  
  

No thanks.

What bars are those? Custom?

Wonder where the owner is from.

What bars are those?

BP4:

M A R K F R A N C S ?

Ooosh the irony is not lost

Edit: @Tijs Can't even afford their own garage door?

Can't even afford their own garage door?

With the prices they're asking, I sure hope they can.

You could just make your own:

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Also what does 'E3 F) Lt' stand for?

Or generally everything here

Falklands, Gibraltar or Norn Iron I reckon.

Somewhere where they actually think this shit is acceptable.

It will fit, whether it likes it or not.

Cannondale bottles >>>>>>>>

Continuing the theme:

http://www.marktplaats.nl/a/fietsen-en-brommers/fietsen-racefietsen/m1092641010-customized-bianchi-pista-maat-59.html?c=a2384ef0ece270f44503df9f8598c624&previousPage=lr&pos=30
"de mooiste single speed van Nederland?"

I'm guessing 'mooi' means 'fucking awful'?

Oi, it's not THAT bad over here [Belfast, NI] anti-porn bike wise ;)

Flegs go on lampposts, not on bikes :P

this is fucking horrendous.

agreed , shit in real life as well

Can add it to the steaming pile of proof that just because Ernesto has wiped his cock on the top tube, doesn't mean it's a good bike

it pains me to post this here but it deserves it...

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more nonsense , he's a serious man and would not bother with such frivolities ,only the decor is questionable , it was a gift from an artist , the frame I think is a president with Hp stays, very kindly let me have a pic with him and gave me a personally signed book , his son Alex is also a Gentleman who was patient with me whilst I asked some questions

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nah, still has positive rake.