EC1 Collective

I'm WC1 but am a media cunt. Damnit. Can't join either sweet bieker gang.

Oh new page fail

I think the idea is great. Keeps the cunts out of our cycling clubs.

And off our roads as they ride virtually.

To be fair though, I sort of am too.

Also I meant the WC1 name more as a play on water closet than a specific region thing.

how did I miss this?

I kept reading references to EC1 Collective and I thought it was a co-operative dog walking association or something.

These cunts ride bikes and are trying to out-snob Rapha?

Bring out the jobby shot-putt!

I tried to join but they wouldn't have me 'cos I did metalwork at school

Off to anonymous mask protest in couple of weeks. This is us last year, we had a blast:

How come the footnote on their web page says 'Kensington'?
Is that the Kensington in Forest Hill?

The shares are registered in Kensington but the various bank accounts are in Forest Hill i believe

Oh fucking hell, they have actually used a media agency to build the brand by the looks of things.

http://www.twotwofivemedia.com/clients/

For that grass routes cycling club feel

That's the media company of the chap that runs the club though.

It's all bollocks.

how dare you sir!

Except @amey, he's the only reasonable one in EC1

What niche are they trying to fill in a market already saturated with elitist, unfriendly cycling clubs?

an unfriendly cycling club exclusive to bankers

with a shit kit

They're trying to be so unfriendly and snobbish so as to be able to recruit the Katy Hopkinses of the world?

If they are so exclusive, what's with the communist name?

Maybe 'aggregated representation' is a coded way of saying socialise losses and privatise gains?

For that grass routes cycling club feel

Hang on, they're crossers? Or is that rhyming slang?