What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

360g roughly equals 360ml; easier to measure with scales than visually.

is Portland at sea level?

The one on the right looks guilty, like its been fucking his hat.

The one on the left look like he knew it.

his mrs looks like his mum

That is his mum. Apparently she was a Conservative politician:

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/jarvis-cockers-mum-is-a-tory-and-he-will-be-one-too-1161756.html

wtf? is doing your mum a thing now for hipsters?

Mr Freud knew that before it was cool 😸

Hipsters complaining about a lack of sleep.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3828857/We-won-t-silenced-Fury-market-traders-one-London-s-busiest-oldest-markets-Islington-trendies-tell-stop-bellowing-s-loud.html

I know, still doesn't make 360g a volume.

do you get points for doing hipsters mums if not hipster?

"don't give it with yer beard n tats, i just done your mum"

Why is there no coffee trickling through?

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I love how they've snuck in a dig at Corbyn despite having nothing to do with the actual story.

Traders say that since the last official complaint they have received verbal complaints from 'yuppy' residents. Islington has hit the headlines recently as the home of the trendy Left-wing elite who form the foundation of Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn's power base.

I'm gonna start making my coffee like this... GF might ask me what the fuck I'm doing though

GF might ask me what the fuck I'm doing though

Just reply "I'm avoiding the light spots... aiming for the darkness..."

Sounds like me riding my bike home after a shandy too many.

;)

I do not know!
Everything in that video makes me slightly angry. Not least the skater, and I love skating.
It's the most contrived video!

Dope

Mad love for Peter. Rudeboy!

Hands down, no contest, best person alive today.