Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

nah, that's amazing. would commute

That's rad but my taste is questionable!

Yeah I'm a big fan of that as well.

And I'm well known for my impeccable taste in colour schemes - just ask @fussballclub

Rear deraileur guys

dibs the saddle if you split. i am building up a weight weenie bike and half a saddle will save a lot of weight.

they stole Stuart Little's bike, took off the wheels and placed them in the deraileur whilst laughing at tearful stuart.

Rear deraileur guys

What's wrong with Altus? You don't need more than 8 gears for a TT :)

Not sorry

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Hes reallllllllly feeling salty about the stem lol haha

Haha its not just the stem. But it wouldn't take much to get it out of here.

Already looks different

No doubt someone's cracking one out to this but if there's anything my experience with humanity had taught me it's that the same could be said of virtually anything.

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For me it's the top tube / brake cable and seat stays that are particularly offensive.

The bar tape is also terrible as is the water bottle in "discarded prophylactic" off-white. Also those cranks make me want to perform an extremely insensitive impression of a mentally handicapped person which I have to draw deeply on my liberal sensibilities to repress.

^ I wouldn't normally anti a piece of history but on further research this one should have ended in scrap.

How?

On ebay

I've recently moved to the Middle East, and every Wednesday night a local race track allows people of all abilities to do laps for a few hours on their bike. It's jam packed full of people on pig-ugly Cervelo tri bikes all being very serious.

However, last week, I nearly fell off laughing when they all (and myself) somehow got overtaken by a guy on an absolute rat of a 90s mountain bike...with full tread tyres...and tri bars! Not sure why posting in here, but I immediately thought of this thread. Will get pictures next week. I'm not sure if the guy's greatness cancels out the anti?

It was truly delicious seeing the absolute seethe on the faces of the Tri folk on their expensive bikes.

I can't wait to see the photos!!

Quotes first rule of internetz
"Photos or it never happened" :)

Too much enthusiasm?

Soz bbz.

https://paddle8.com/work/bianchi/124611-d2-chromo-team-liquigas/
Belonged to Robin Williams

Nothing quite says bellend like posting pictures of yourself on Peter Sagan's Facebook page. The riser-bar combo is shameful

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