• Coming off the blue highway at Tower Hill, so that I can get onto East Smithfield and the Highway.

    "Why did you miss your turn"

    Yokel faced mug on a motorbike chatting at me.

    "You missed your turn, why did you miss it"

    Wind your neck in, sweetpea. Where I cycle is none of your business, is it. Now piss off.

    "But you missed you turn. Why did you miss it. Why did you miss your turn?"

    theresalwaysone/10

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