Football

In an online poll, 99% of Utd fans want Rooney dropped.

He'll be at LA Galaxy this time next season

...or the other footballing graveyard, West Brom

I'd have thought (given his taste in ladies) that Bournemouth would be the obvious destination.

Rooney Highlights from the weekend
https://streamable.com/i6up

Not bad value for 300K p/w

He couldn't survive more than 40 miles from Merseyside. Loan to Wigan is about as good as he can hope for.

It's very quiet in here.

Waiting on dat Pisti bants.

I've read about twenty match reports on Twitter + RSS about the EFL cup that don't actually mention what EFL stands for and as I was thinking it was some Emirates thing I've had to find an EFL website history on their about us page that still doesn't mention the words "English Football League" anywhere in some kind NFL delusion of your own importance.

They couldn't even find a proper sponsor for it.

Norwich are a good side, don't knock em...

What's Arsenal's obsession with the number 4?

watched a fair bit of Chelsea v Leicester. enough to want penalties. and feel robbed

but don't think either team were particularly interested in the game.

hope Northampton beat us tomorrow. want premiership and family cup to be only focus.

just in case you were doubting the plasticity of my football credentials

I was thinking exactly this when i was reading up, it will always be the beverage cup.

jose blaming van gaal for ALL of the problems

lets hope they don't lose their 4th game in a row hey

explosions heard around upton park
not a terrorist attack just the porn barons demolishing the chicken run

bye bye boleyn

I know the top dogs at United aren't as trigger happy as that Looney Tunes Russian but I really cant see this cunt lasting the season

I keep getting kicked off here and then have to sign in again, wait for a code, go to my inbox to get said code, come back here, type in code...

Fucking ballache

Any way, 2 bob cup, all about the league

Liverpool reserves beat Derby County 3-0 away last night

Not 5 though was it

Let's hope plucky little Manchester United can get a result against big-spending Northampton tonight. it'd be nice for them. It'd be nice to see that young Carlton Pogba have a good game too.

Northampton should fancy their chances, especially if FSB* is playing

*Fat Scouse Bastard, as coined by the majority of Utd fans lately

Anyone know the score in the big game - Arsenal stiffs v Everton stiffs?

Didn't know cuntinho was in the reserves.

Well you live and learn.