Artificial Intelligence (AI)

So, robosexfest. I'm in.

Interesting concept, but typical much nude female robotismo with almost always fully clothed male characters.

Very serious Edit

For those that really want to pick the lint out their AI bellybuttons, here's some light reading...

http://edge.org/responses/q2015

Hippy beat me to it.

He's quick, he is, that hippy bastard.

I'm sending my machine at you stat. It's set to "violent allure".

He's quick, he is, that hippy bastard

Hmmm to quick... How can we even know he's really human"

Rumours abound. Bits of him might be.

There was a tale of his designer, a great man by the name of Vel Ocio, implanting a super computer under the skin, into a fake 'beer gut', all to game the google search algorithms..

Doppler Hippyshift. You think he's moving away from you but really he's just getting closer.

hippy's a bastard? Who knew?

Meet Cortana, the sexy AI on my Windows phone.

Isn't she cute?
She's pretty useful too. I can speak to her and she does whatever I ask. Such as 'Call my dad' or 'Open my calendar'. I told her that I love her and she answered "Now I don't have to say I'm sorry"

You didn't have these in Auz did you Hippy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Cortina#Australia

Ahh Ok, sweet.

AI srs bsns: http://waitbutwhy.com/2015/01/artificial-intelligence-revolution-1.html and http://waitbutwhy.com/2015/01/artificial-intelligence-revolution-2.html

http://www.businessinsider.com.au/godel-escher-bach-hofstadter-artificial-intelligence-2015-10

At last my friend Sim and his team have created the killer robot
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3676651/Killer-robots-taught-hunt-target-prey-scientists.html

We are/It is all about Deep Neural Nets DNN
https://medium.com/@nitin_pande/deep-neural-nets-and-the-purpose-of-life-d3d60a38d108#.2peneoy3m

Your a deep neural net

Interesting cheers

Your a deep neural net

Does not compute. Did you mean

You are a deep neural net

?

Bro do u even lfgss meme?

I lfgss bro.
Perhaps my AI missed that ;)

At last a language AI will understand. Wolfram
https://backchannel.com/computational-law-symbolic-discourse-and-the-ai-constitution-d8528ee27bf0#.33vpy7g5q

How far are we from the world of #Humans? I tried to find out. #HowToBuildAHuman is on @4seven now (started at 11) or you can watch on @All4 pic.twitter.com/gzsq5eN3qv

https://twitter.com/Gemma_Chan1/status/792867534412406784

Far...really flipping far. All this AI marlarkay hovering around like a cheap harambe meme is getting boring.
We're far off. There was a reddit ELI5 that explaiedn the how and why so succinctly I had around 10 sci-fi bubbles burst on me. We're talking proper AI. None of this 'phone reads you shitty google results' or 'AI disses people on twitter' or 'clever warehouse machine wins at complex man made board game' shite.

Basically...we don't know how the fuck to make one because we don't even understand how ours works, and if we do, we don't know how to power it.

If all it took was 3D printing my face, I'd have accomplished world domination by now.