EC1 Collective

I'm behind the curve, again.

All the prats in one place with easy to read signage, win win !

I work in a 'creative' industry, do you think I could join?

This whole thing is a bit elaborate to try and get a Rapha discount code.

Is that from the Rapha autumn look book?

Poo in the seat tube is always a good one

Edit: but be careful of sharp edges

It's just his face that's wonky

Just checked the website, I think this is their new range?

That's right: the long sleeve Nuremberg Club Jersey (with special edition Gothic script).

You can probably guess the form that Rapha's signature armband takes in this instance.

They want £110 for membership. My elite corporate sellout job grants me access but I would rather chop off my legs and let Lance Armstrong take a dump in the gaping stubs than join up with these douchebros.

just steal £110 quids worth of stuff from the changing rooms

read that in southern football coach accent .. lols were had

Strava or it didn't happen

I'm grateful for @amey directing me to this thread - we've been conspiring to join the EC1 Collective for a while, but reading this thread has now made me consider it as a bad idea.........

I am already a memeber

Your (a) member

lolz

What is this memeber?

Is this a troll at their grammatical imperfections?

Or are you losing your shit over the fact people are tearing your ridiculous cycling club a new one?

You('re) (a) member

MEME-ber

Dick

Dank

You and EC1 Collective deserve each other - I bet @umop3pisdn is a memeber aswell

#chucklebrothers

Woman: "Excuse me, did you see EC1 Collective pass through here?"
Buddhist: "The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money."