Football

too good to leave in the meme thread

amazed applause for @Ramsaye

What seat you in at Wembley tonight?

Biggest game in years for Spurs, playing at Wembley and they're doing 25,000 tickets at £20

I'll bet my left bollock Corny will be sat in a pub cuddling a pint for 90mins

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Wembley is almost as much of a pain to get to as White Hart Lane.

20mins on the Victoria Line to Euston from Brixton, change to overground then 15/20mins to Wembley Park....

Yeah, quite an ordeal

Corny doesn't know the way to White Hart Lane, so he's got no chance of finding Wembley. Even though you can see it for miles.

Good luck to Leicester tonight, would be good to see them qualify from their group.

Couldn't go to the spurs game tonight as I've signed up for French lessons, get there and I'm told they've give me the wrong date, doesn't start until next Wednesday.

Putain bordel de merde!

nice deflection tactics...

Mahrez, ooof!

Classic Spurs.

Why are Tottenham playing their Euro games at Wembley?

$$$

Terrible defending for both Monaco goals

Fuck me, Leicester's first ever European game and they had about 200 fans over there??!

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Something to do with the away allocation, so they were saying on the radio. 1400 tickets only?

Edit: New page numpty again!

All the pork pie factories have closed down, everyone's skint...

Price of going to Monaco + lack of nearby airports to get there maybe.

Bollocks, they were playing Bruges so no excuse, apart from people from Leicester being terrified of culture.

Nope, there were about 5,000 there. The allocation was 1,500 and that sold out to season ticket holders the day they went on sale. I'm a silver member and they didn't even get to gold members.

Pistimaths...
5,000 Leicester fans = 250 Leicester fans
20 Everton fans = 20,000 Everton fans

Pistigeography...
Swindon = Liverpool

Arf!

Arrived at wembley park at about 7.05 and took 40 mins to shuffle all the way up wembley way, thanks mainly to a succession of idiots stopping to take pictures. Amazed at the amount of plastics who arrived late and then left early having missed the goal due to going down to get snacks after 40 odd mins.

Thought we looked most likely to score prior to their showing their cl class and then our heads dropped for the second goal which was far too easy... Reminiscent of AVB's boring possession going nowhere days in the second half and even Moussa 1 coudn't spark some thing to life. Kane missed a glorious chance to equalize and we looked tired in the final minutes and never likely to get back into it.

Need to learn quickly but at least the other game ended in a draw. Made applications for the away trips to France and Germany but doubt i'll get either.

Imperious Riyad Mahrez leaves Leicester fans in celebratory mood in Belgium

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/sep/14/imperious-riyad-mahrez-leicester-belgium-claudio-ranieri?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard