Laura Kenny (née Trott)

That's really Shire Horsist of you.

You really shoe'd that one in.

I was initially going to call you Trojanist. I'm not sure which is worst...

Now this thread is going at a proper trot again.

I'm just in it for the canter

We should go back to just talking horseshit as usual.

That would be boring. Keep up the foal play.

Woah! Time to start reining in the horse puns.

^this
back to the mane topic please

It's just bloody typical, the moment you start to have fun some people just have to bridle at it.

Thread galloping off track?

Tacky

I'm only here to stirrup some shit.

So does no one else think Chaves looks like a woman?

I think the puns trotted out in this thread are totally pony.

@hefty maybe if he was wearing dressage.

Looking at this page, most of the posts seem to have been made up on the hoof.

Sorry, I was lost in this
. No hip hop but I Reined in my anger.
love a medley.

Forget hip hop, it's all about clip-clop in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqtS9xyl0f4

I'm not sure what angers me more - casual bigotry, or ... shudder ... pun threads.

Ok, I'll bite. What casual bigotry?

No...pls thread had only just recovered

I just don't get it. Why can't we have a nice thread about how good of a cyclist someone is? There is just always someone waiting for the opportunity to get all righteous because they read into something that isn't there, but don't let that stop them feeling superior.

No, Jezston, is right. This whole time these puns have been a cover up for casual bigotry. You caught us. We're awful people. We also all voted to leave the EU because of forrens. Do you feel better now? All plump and important that you called us out, therefore you must be a perfect person?

Signed

• Disgruntled, of Tunbridge Wells.
  

I'm not sure what angers me more - casual bigotry, or ... shudder ... pun threads.

Hmmm. Sorry about that.

Would you say that the rhythm of the thread has become slightly punderous as a result?

Ha! Geddit? It's a pun on ponderous. You know, punderous sounds like ponderous and references your bete noire?

I'll just hoof it out of this thread nao.