Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Jet fuel can't melt pocket springs?

Ha!

I actually had the realisation earlier reading some Reddit thing that there are now teenagers who weren't even around (or barely were) when it happened.

F your foolish general questions, that show how little you know what you are about.
But do as I have done. Work by yourself, and dig, dig.
Give up your senseless gabbling in the magazines, get over your astonishment at finding that coelum and heaven contain the same idea etymologically, and that there was a large bread-bakery at Skolos, and make up your mind to believe.

..wording of a junk mail I just got.

One for http://www.spampoetry.org/ ? :)

There are people in their late teens and early twenties now who were probably conceived to Wonderwall.....

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.....

NB. I was probably conceived to the sound of Living Doll by (Sir) Cliff Richard and the Drifters (Shadows). It lasts two minutes thirty five seconds. Now that is sad.

Ugh. Time you motherfucker.

My girlfriend asked me to stop singing it. I said maybe. [exit stage right]

That is fucking brilliant!

okey

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good grief

cologne..thickies

Leaving Your colon smell on a Girls pillow is part of the romance....

colon = O de toilette?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eau_de_Cologne

There a whole raft of those somewhere, many lolz...

Literally crying.

very good Phil, would you like some of my toilet water..?

http://sweetcolon.tumblr.com/

Love it

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I believe that's known as a Dutch Pillowcase