• Riding into town and an utter idiot had just hired his Santander bike. His first thing to do was start facing in one direction and then pull a u turn straight into me having performed no looking or signalling of his intention. Was pretty amazed I stayed upright.

    A mile later I was waiting at traffic lights and Cunt in white van just trundles into my rear wheel.

    Was pretty amazed I didn't have a pedestrian walk into me too.

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