Katie Hopkins

I hope next time she uses the toilet brush, a drop of water gets flicked up and lands in her mouth.

....and that the "business" she was clearing wasn't her own.

I hope the next time she sucks off a 'celebrity' he spunks in her mouth and it tastes like some kind of weird gravy that reminds her of her least favourite grandmother.

I hope the vulgar, hook nosed serpent sheds it's skin and becomes a dove

I hope next time she has to stop at the lights she has to try FOUR times before she can clip back in.

I hope she becomes the next leader of the Labour party

I hope she's at a very middle class dinner party and they all play a game to see what your name is an anagram of, with everyone else having wonderfully eloquent and tasteful ones that bring replies of 'but of course!' and 'how delightful' only to realise hers is an anagram of Spit Kink A Hoe

May she be blessed with a sustained bout of cystitis

Just seen this... she knows no bounds!!!

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/katie-hopkins-criticised-by-sussex-police-over-insensitive-tweet-about-camber-sands-victims-a3329296.html

i wonder if her finger hovers in hesitation for even a brief moment before she hits the send button?

I hope that the next time she goes paddling in the sea a large wave surprises her and knocks her over and that in the confusion sand gets into the bottom of her swimmers and thence into her vagina where it causes immense irritation so much so that she doesn't notice the next wave which again knocks her over and into a rip current that drags her out to sea where she is rescued by a rubber dingy crammed with illegal migrants who save her but when she realises what they are and despite the self destructiveness of the action she tries to sink the boat and as she does so a naval ship saves them all from drowning but she is arrested for attempted murder and sentenced to life in prison where she becomes the prison wife of a large yet unattractive Muslim woman and disappears into obscurity.

I hope she gets AIDS

harsh, but fair.

bad AIDS doe?

And isn't allowed any of this.

I hope that the next time she goes paddling in the sea a large wave surprises her and knocks her over and that in the confusion sand gets into the bottom of her swimmers and thence into her vagina where it causes immense irritation so much so that she doesn't notice the next wave which again knocks her over and into a rip current that drags her out to sea where she is rescued by a rubber dingy crammed with illegal migrants who save her but when she realises what they are and despite the self destructiveness of the action she tries to sink the boat and as she does so a naval ship saves them all from drowning but she is arrested for attempted murder and sentenced to life in prison where she becomes the prison wife of a large yet unattractive Muslim woman and disappears into obscurity.

I hope she forgets what a comma is and is thenceforth forever at war with her sub-editors.

Ha!
We had that very same bottle of Lucozade in our pantry for years in the 70s.
I think it was purchased because someone had a cold.
It wasn't consumed for fun.

Good Aids Doe

I think Katie is the antidote to our overly politically correct times and her fearless & charismatic opposition to liberal facism is sorely needed.

She just says what we all think, IMO.

Lucozade deserves to stay wrapped in orange cellophane at the bedside of near death relatives in 1970's NHS nissen huts

As opposed to its current marketing as liquid ecstacy and the abomination of a sugar free version.

I hope they make a copy of her boat for Halloween masks

I hope she wakes up to an official looking brown envelope , opens, reads and processes that her biological father is Compo from Tv's Last Of the Summer Wine

Classy-
: a serious disease of the immune system that is caused by infection with a virus

Not sure if etc...

I hope that after returning from a diagnosis of a weakened pelvic floor she books a skiing holiday in Alpe d'Huez, and that on her first day there she doesn't notice that the seam of her ski pants has let go in the groin as she mounts the aluminium chairlift to the slope, but feels a chill halfway up the ride, has a sneeze, allowing a small amount of urine out causing her labia to freeze weld itself to the chairlift just as she is about to disembark, causing her to be dragged upside down, flailing wildly like a eighty year old nudists scrotum in a strong wind, the entire ride back down the slope to be greeted at the bottom by a Warren Miller and crew recording for his latest film

That happened to my cousin. All of it. She's never been the same since.