Let's talk numbers - How many bikes do you have?

Total 22 between 2 people, GF has 8.

My complete bikes:

1. BTR Bantam polo bike
   
2. On-One Fatty (rigid,1x10)
   
3. Salsa Juan Solo v2 Scandium+Carbon rigid SS (Bushnell) with Pace RC31 fork and lots of stem
   
4. On-One 456Evo raw rigid gnartourer
   
5. "Trekker" folding shopper, SA 3sp, bmx knobblies, chromed 8" rise bars off a Triumph Bonneville, Fizik Enduro saddle, Onza transparent squeally pads, 2x Clunker Classic survivor.
   
6. Mielec Mashalike, needs work as rear hub has chewed inner face of dropouts
   
7. Corrado 853ProTeam track, originallu Alistair Rutherford's Scottish Team issue from Kuala Lumpur Commonweath Games.
   
8. Concorde 753 road bike, now with moustache bars, needs a 4mm stepped ferrule, bartape and saddle to finish.
   
9. Trice tadpole recumbent. Handed down from my uncle when he retired and got a Salsa Fargo. Rose joined front, triple x 8sp cassette x 2sp hub. Relaxing, not fast, unpleasant in traffic and there's nowhere much to ride it round here away from traffic
   
   

My others:

1. Identiti Dr Jekyll with Marzocchi Dirt Jump forks. Needs some drivetrain and shifters.
   
2. GT Aggressor Chopper, has forfeited parts.
   
3. Saracen 26" trials frame, Onza TuffGuy fork. Heavy. Bought to build a small polo loaner but can't work out the proper seatpost size since it arrived pinched down to a 27.2.
   
4. GT LTS5. Currently home to some Shiver DC forks. Long term fatbike engineering pipedream.
   
5. Voodoo Canzo full sus. blind eBay purchase was meant to be GF's new more gnarly bike. Shocks in good condition but rocker pivot threads are knackered on one side, so needs frameswap.