Let's talk numbers - How many bikes do you have?

1. Genesis Day One - mudguard tourey commuter bike.
   
2. On One Pompino - bruiser beater.
   
3. Genesis Flyer - dry Sunday fixie.
   
4. Puch town/shopping bike - grocery getter/shit weather commuter.
   
5. Kona Humuhumu - cantis/motox bars fun mtb.
   
6. Surly 1x1 - disc brake/dropper post serious mtb.
   
7. Flying Scot - resto project.
   
8. BMX - mid school brakeless pegless Fit.
   
9. Another BMX - Giant otp, bought for the mrs but not used by her, should probably sell.
   
   

Which is great till you want to go on holiday and have to cram 9 bikes into the spare room coz you don't wanna leave them in the garage while you're away...