Rio 2016 Olympics

The problem with golf has never really been the affordability-it's more the fact that to play it anywhere decent you have to be surrounded with the worst aspects of middle class cuntishness.

However, as a sport you can play whilst very drunk golf is highly inclusive with optimum scope for taking an open-air piss whenever necessary. Apart from that, there is something very satisfying and zen about hitting a tiny ball several hundred yards and landing it yards from the pin and when I'm too old and decrepit to do much else I'll probably start playing again.