I hate

Does that make you 60 yrs old then ?

I got "What the fuck have you done?"
Potty-mouth, my wife.

Gregg Wallace.

Funnily enough I am from Liverpool and my mum did have me a bit late

Gregg Wallace.

you'll like this then...

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nice.

/stoles

the 'establishment', ladies and gents.

imagine the almighty shindig when this vile, greasy, extra terrestrial, pension raiding lizard cunt's 'heart' finally packs in.

How long has that front bottom been on his pension fund fuelled holiday now?

Drivers in Surrey.

Absolute cunts the lot of them.

Amazing.

I once called Terry Christian a cunt (randomly saw him at Euston station). Felt instantly guilty, but I think overall he deserved it.

^@AlexD This may be the most LondoneyLondoner post I heve read on here in months. Bless

dear waitrose
please can you re brand that nice gruyere cheese you sell with your great new " 1 " premium brand logo and charge me and extra 30% for the pleasure

oh you have already, why thanks
you're too kind

Are they still doing 20% off with their rewards/loyalty card thing?

I live in Bristol. We're all just bitter, displaced Londoners here.

I thought you were a #buyer?

Pick an affineur the specialises in French, especially alpine cheeses.

Mons always source a good Beaufort.

jack fucking whitehall.

#lowhangingfruit
#probablepea

(Mostly younger) People who interrupt and ask what, where, when, why, who or similar before you've got to the bit that would have answered that question. It's like a one-sided text conversation. Spoken communication is a dying art. KUNCE (at work).

I get almost the opposite a lot (with mostly older people!) - someone listening to you talking whilst nodding and making the appropriate noises. Then they ask a question that you'd already supplied the answer to a second ago, had they actually been following you.

I thought it was just this place. Didn't realise it was a 'general trend' and others experienced it. I had in my head they'd watched the Apprentice and thought needlessly interrupting was the thing to do at work. Might be something else though

The two bellends I had this happen with this morning were required to go to point A remove X and replace it with Y and then take X to the skip at point B and dispose of it. Simple, you'd think, as everything is within a 200 metre radius but my one sentence instruction was interrupted three times. Two hours later, when I tried to confirm with them that they had done what I asked, neither of them could remember. These two fuckwits are the future.

Algebra though, no wonder they were confused.

People riding around with their panniers open. I fully understand that this might be a geographical phenomenon.

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