• Honestly, I feel nothing but shame about these pics but I'm way past giving a fuck about trying to make a good impression on the internet. Just about hanging on in there irl.

    Come on now, who wants the drinks party in a box? Will throw in the flamingo shakers, coloured straws, tiki-themed napkins and the various half bottles of cheap spirits. There's some nice tequila in there actually. A fuckload of gin and half a bottle of House of Commons branded scotch...

    I'm keeping the good whisky and the pictures of my family. Unless anyone puts in a good offer.

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