Rio 2016 Olympics

Too right. I hope the horses at least get some nice treats for each medal they get!

Well, once they retire they have a life of eating and shagging so it's not so bad.

And glue.

I thought traditionally horses have ribbons that may or may not be placed on their harness

I'd just like to point out how much I enjoyed the interaction between Claire Balding and Chris Hoy. Chris was very informative and Claire was asking some great questions, which were answered in great detail for the layman by Chris.

Pip pip.

constantly checking his gaydar/tinder profile is annoying doe

Trott is gr8

Err, the fuck is Cavendish doing?

Total dick move by Cav, inexcusable unless he had a mechanical.

All the grace and finesse of Boris Johnson

Cav should pull out really. Don't want to see him get any more points.

So when do we find out whether he's penalised for that? During or after the race?

REF! SEND HIM OFF!

Do they not do running totals of who has what points? Come on BBC!

Exactly. Mrs W and I iz proper confuzed

Google needs to do better...

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Still can't work out what the fuck he's doing there. He's looking over his shoulder all the time, he can't not have seen him.

He's fiddling with his shoe/overshoe after but he didn't seem to be in any trouble before it happened.

Needs 'deal with it' glasses

Incredible he's still racing.

Wow, more top work BBC.

Did his rear wheel slide?

Maybe they'll let him win, get into the gold position, then DQ him.

Chris Boardman's reading of this race is as sketchy as Cav's positional skills

Even worse BBC commentators are keep saying that wasn't intentional.
How on earth?
If that wasn't intentional, I guess Cav forgot what a track looks like.

I liked it when they said "He's really trying to instigate an aggressive race"