Bike porn

what?

yes

it is fucking ugly, a stupid bro-pro, spoke cards, ludicrous mudguard, spacers above stem, nds picture...

it belongs on the reader's wives anti porn thread

excuse professor, i'll do my best to remedy hahahah

excuse professor

Consider yourself fortunate that DJ got here before me

What is that thing on the fork? is that supposed to be a front spoiler or something?

Current project/anti thread is that way----- >>

Maybe you can tell him to gau away.

Maybe you can tell him to gau away.

To be honest, the bike is pretty gaudy.

Boring homogenised nothingness and vain

Having read these last comments, I think I got off quite lightly with my stem pics from yesterday... thank you for your kindness people.... keep on cycling...

from my recollection of meeting, you're a nice fella , as well as arguably one of londons cycling/visual 'icons' , so you get a bligh

you have changed the photo, but still far from porn - spacers, stickers, valves not aligned with logos, mismatched tyres...

Half carpet half wood? Ugh..

Also the thing on the downtube is UCI illegal

1970's ritchey track with usa - fuck yeah paint job

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1249599425072642&set=pcb.317976501880437&type=3&theater

This Olympics has some porny track bikes in it.

coughs

*The only sirveylo I will ever be posting in here.

*Apart from @germanmarc 's T1.

coughs

Even better in actual Rio build with aero cranks and dinner plate chainrings

The rear wheels are too much bling though.

Yes, but they're a lot rounder than other wheels.

...and rider? G.O.L.D. :o)

That's a great photo