Epic fail

No way...

Amazing.

They've changed the headline slightly: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/533645/ministry-for-defence-gun-million-trident-conservative-weapons

'Good value for taxpayers' MoD splashes out £183m on 3 cutting-edge guns for navy ships

Something something pianist.

Luckily she still hasn't editted her tweet of the headline because that would be the thing you wouldn't do.

https://twitter.com/MargiMurphy/status/758775069623611393

Yeah, seem to be zero fucks given. Fair enough.

^ Is he wearing lipstick?

Is he touching himself?

It goes with them 50cal guns that have less calories than a can of drink.

Debate on usefulness of Latin in schools on Today

Anti Latin guest "it's no good X using ad hoc statements like that to justify etc"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36943676

[women reporting misogynistic abuse gets buckets of...misogynistic abuse as a reaction]

Oh, the ironing.

The Olympic pool has a lifeguard

Surely in case any spectators, officials, other staff run into trouble? I'm sure the swimmers have had other things to worry about than keeping their first aid/life saving certificates up to date.

All those people on drugs splashing about? Can't be safe.

It's fine. With all that EPO they could stay underwater for like 5 minutes before they'd run short of oxygen. Plenty of time for the lifeguards to get to them.

What if one of the swimmers has an epileptic fit, heart attack etc while in the water? Seems silly but a plausible risk they have to account for.

what if one of the swimmers cant swim at all!?

wasn't there a west african swimmer a couple of olympics ago that nearly didn't make a length

eric the eel musambele ? possibly

same coach as these guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToPRDDPN4xg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iJTmAXZ2RU

when interns attack

^ is she reaching for her passport in her back pocket to try to peel the sticker off it?

^that's gloria gaynor