• I got lost riding up Alp d'huez.

    If we get separated. My riding buds make a point of remembering silly side roads an idiot might mistakenly take.

    My shite sense of direction is only overshadowed by my shite sense of distance. So if you ever find yourself in Norway on a ride With me, and I say 'Nah, its not that far, we'll ride it*'. Pack a sleeping bag.

    Keeps me fit though.

    (*again apols Dammit, TW2, Crumbs)

  • My shite sense of direction is only overshadowed by my shite sense of distance

    Which are but specks of dust on the side of the mountain that is your lack of sense of elevation...

    It's all flat from here on in

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