Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

The other bike for sale is a winner though

Isn't your saddle a bit low mate?
Nah, comfortable height ennit

This way I can touch the ground!

Hilarious:

We are a team of architects/designers who have a passion for retro/vintage bikes

The bike has high spec components comprising:

Michie front crank, Shimano Exage 300 EX rear and front derailler

What about the rear crank tho?

I like this, would commute on.

Is there a paint anti-porn thread, if so this belongs in it:

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For when you need to do wheelies and backflips on your bikepacking trip.

140mm travel, 400mm chainstays, massive front triangle and 3 bottle mounts.

Would ride...I think?

^Would ride.

From gumtree:

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just to play devils advocate for a momn]ent:
besides the fact that it shouldnt work, what if it does? that guy seems to have a legit collection of bikes based on his pedalroom page.

someone shoot it, and put it out of its misery

Holy shitballs! That stem is either really fucking long or way above the minimum insertion line.

Looks like a Nitto Technomic: if that was a regular stem, only magnets could be keeping it in place.

And everyone knows that magnets are pig-hooey.

There you go. They really are long.

a custom shimano brake i'll have you know!

That is mental... ultimate Reddit build

Trek single speed. Yeah right...

From eBay

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Electric bikes.. but.. my eyes..

http://www.gogobicycles.co.uk/product-category/racer-ebike/

Everything here is gold. I would not fucking trust that lefty fork on the 'superlite' model, which also appears to have a Nitrous Oxide system fitted.

red walls are faster tho

This could be yours, very reasonable, great build:

Currently looking for a 26" rigid beater (err...) and oh-so tempted to get this one off eBay for the amazing paint job. Not sure if anti- or not!

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That's not too bad, components look a bit meh but it has potential :)

Currently with the reverse saddle and ugly chainring/plastic whackplate, bordering on anti but easy fixed.

My interest in this one starts and ends with the paint :-)
Makes me thing of electric guitars for some reason.