What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Ahah, tx :)

Memesdeepness? ;)

distressed leather

I'd be distressed too if I was his saddle

I heard his vintage distressed leather smells like shit

He's jokes tho isn't he? Wide bar beardy guy?

Not a actual person, just some clever marketing for some bike brand or other.

Tho not that clever since I can't remember which brand.

bet his mum gives his kit a good wash when he gets in

Halfords bikehut

Filth...

Nope massively real. A friend of mine and old time LFGSSer @Brooklyn_Jack_Crank has just spent some time riding with him. Not sure why.

Man speaks the truth. That dude does not give a single fuck about anything but riding bikes on dirt roads, hanging out in the woods, and 4% fat yogurt.

Works on his dad's fishing boat in small town bumfuck Connecticut for cash, designs bikes with the dudes at Crust, pics up a check from spesh, and spends the rest of his year touring and taking pictures. He's well aware of how ridiculous it all is and is laughing straight to the bank for getting paid to do exactly what he was doing before he was getting paid to do it.

Also @salmonchild dyin' here! This joint seriously has a 778 page thread on hipsters?

That dude does not give a single fuck about anything but riding bikes on dirt roads, hanging out in the woods, and 4% fat yogurt.

This is why I can't hate him

Shit, he's just some hippy dude having fun.

Jajajaja ^

London's so dull, all we can do is bitch & whine.

London's so dull, all we can do is bitch & whine.

That's the problem. I yearn to see a hipster in east London. All we've got is dull-as-fuck middle-class cunts. They're nice and friendly and all that, but, fuck me, a bit of out-there attitude wouldn't be amiss.

We had to spend our time doing something after you left....

Jack!

Long time buddy, hope you're all good?

@mashton Ayo! Killin' it man. Hope alls well with you too man.
I ditched life, got on my bike little over 2 months ago and am fucking around the states. Drinkin' America the beer under the shadow of mt Rushmore right now cuz fucken freedom motherfucker.

Mikey looks like you forgot to log Jack off before posting about your freedom.

I fucked a cowgirl in a motel in ten sleep while waiting out a forest fire. Mikey would have just waved his dick at the flames.

Welcome to America motherfucker.

Burning sensations all-round. :o

wait, cowgirls actually exist?
/booksflights

This morning, with my Cornflakes, I read an article about David Gilmour's adopted son, Charlie.

Here is a typical extract:

I visited Charlie at his new home in Camberwell, south London, which he shares with his fiancee, Janina Pedan (they are getting married later this month) and their rescued baby magpie, Benzene. The bird sits on their heads and happily lands lightly on visitors’ arms as I find, somewhat to my consternation, during our interview.

In case you're not sure if that makes him sound 'interested and creative', or just a Total Belm, let me help you. It makes him sound like a Total Belm.

Here's a link to the piece:

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/aug/06/david-gilmour-ive-been-bonded-to-charlie-since-he-was-three-we-were-incensed-by-the-injustice

If you can't be arsed, let me summarise it for you:

Like millions of children, Charlie was raised by a single parent. Unlike millions of children from single parent families, Charlie lucked out when his mum married a multi-millionaire rock star. Since then, he has mainly dedicated his life to being a dick, and justifying it on the basis that his biological father walked out when he was small. Those kids whose mums didn't marry rock stars just have to get the fuck on with it.

Have a great day

sounds like they warrant a throat punch

He probably hangs out with Brian Ferry's son.

I remember when he was arrested during the student protests for hanging off the flags on the cenotaph.

That day, I was walking back from the protest with a group of friends and saw a group messing around there. I saw a guy with long hair and a trench coat jump up and try and pull the flag down, shouting "down with all of this shit" in the plummiest voice you could ever imagine.

I've been convinced ever since that he's a melt of the highest order, and nothing I've experienced since has changed my mind.

Money, it's a hit.