What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Send in the bears....

These gofundmehaveanamazingtimeonyourmoney websites do my fucking nut in. 'Life is tough, maybe we should all help each other out more' she says. Oh you'll give me a copy of your e-book if I donate to help you? Fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhPrWm-vKSY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGwE4hnk9rI

Don't know if a repost but:

http://www.spiffybeard.co.uk/?utm_source=Diary%20of%20the%20Dad&utm_medium=banner&utm_campaign=Diary%20of%20the%20Dad

Eejit beard balm ! You'd have to be one to pay that much.

The toast thing is frickin weird... vegan butcher is legit, nowt wrong with cruelty free fake meat.

Some of my colleagues have got a thing about scotch eggs

"Spiffy Beard"
I'd prefer not to have spiff in my beard

Weeeeeee

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Source: https://www.instagram.com/bicyclepubes/

Love it

is this that catweazel?

Sorry not sorry

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I know it's not the point, but those drop bars are WIDE!

Is that the spesh commercial guy? Or a clone?

Clutching his stomach and arse, exactly where he'd get a shank.

#prescient

bet the person bent over got a shock when they saw him
hope they make him ride behind if in company

behind

Very good.

Cycle Jesus

;)

That's beautifully offensive. Did Colgate have anything to do with it?

TBH I don't know as I didn't check! :)

Seems unlikely.

Beardy wildbikepackers is a thing then?

keeps a rodent/small reptile as a familiar i'll wager

maybe a Toad, called Donald Trump 'cos it looks like shit

"Colgate" means "hang yourself" in Argentinian (and colloquial) Spanish.

This beardy, wide barred, skid marked saddle guy, has really offended alot of folk.
Understandably so.

I heard he cycles naked, just so his crack smells like vintage, distressed leather.