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  • Jiggly babies are cute indeed. They're also very bad for your health. Jiggly baby comes with a year's free sleep deprivation. Sleep depriavtion stress = self medication with booze = bad diet = constantly feeling shafted = no exercise = MOOBS!

    The fatward spiral stops here.

  • And back pain. Don't forget the back pain. Leading to less running. Leading to more moobs.

  • Doesn't help that when they start on solids you feel it's obligatory to finish off what they don't eat to prevent waste. That and cooking a little bit more than necessary just in case they're really hungry. (I always end up doing this with fish fingers...I'll do 3 just in case...Nom nom nom).

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