Red Hook Crit 2016

Gentle reminder, this Saturday we are hosting a fixed crit in Southampton
Following RHC London last weekend there are some new rules:

• Any fixie crew teams with minor sponsorships will receive a 10 place grid penalty
  
• Any riders with ego wank selfies will be disqualified
  
• If you have a peanut butter sponsor and don't bring any for race organisers you will be fined championship points
  
• Pro's only
  
• No motos
  
• If you are an olympic gold medalist you must ride with all of them hanging around your neck at once.
  
  

In all seriousness, come race/watch a local event largely comprised of 'ego wanking instagraming selfie fixie crews sponsored by energy drinks and sunglasses' drink free iced coffee (provided by a minor sponsor) and generally have a good time.

P.S. definitely no motos.