Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Oh, I sneezed with a cracked rib while driving once, almost took me off the road.

No one expects that surely. Such tender young eyes should not be subjected to that.

if the guy had been disabled, surely his friends (presumably, whoever is videoing) wouldn't have uploaded it to the internet for the LOLs.

You must be new to teh internetz.

if the guy had been disabled, surely his friends wouldn't have uploaded it to the internet for the LOLs.

They stood by and watched him do it, why not post it on tinterwebs.

I sneezed and followed through once

If you want to prevent a sneeze, when you feel it coming press firmly in the middle of the bit between your nose and top lip (the philtrum) and it should go away.

If you have a broken rib this might prove really quite useful,

Thank you, I shall give this a try next time.

How do you do the opposite? i.e. hasten the sweet release of sneezing when you can feel it coming on?

Look at the sun or a bright light.

Finger up the bum always does it for me.

Choice

Finger up the bum always does it for me.

Isn't that your answer for everything?

Finger up the bum always does it for me.

Are tomatoes fruit or veg?

Finger up the bum always does it for me.

Cheap bike mechanic fees then?

Tomatoes are fruit and yes.

This one kind of snuck up on me.

I sneezed and followed through once

double ow

great thread

Was in manchester,and it was more like a shart actually

oh

In the supermarket? ;)

Did no one see the animal video then?

A shneeze?

I always press the top of the nose, between the bone and the cartilage. Works too. No sharting/schneezing so far.