Oh all right, you do have a point. Dumb ass sans pareil.
The problem is that if you have some medical knowledge, and some understanding of classical mechanics, these things make my balls tighten (and not in a good way). It's like watching those 'he fucked up a parcour move and caught his head on the concrete sill' things. Just makes my ass clinch for the damage (or the damage potential if they are lucky to walk away, guess most of the ones where they don't, don't get posted online).
Probably grumpy right now with a cracked rib. Sneezed in the supermarket earlier on today and, feeling it coming, had to grab my waist with both arms and let the sneeze fly free in the fruit aisle whilst making an involuntary groan of pain like a wounded coypu. A lovely young lady ran up and asked if I was OK. Felt like I was on day release from an asylum.
If you want to prevent a sneeze, when you feel it coming press firmly in the middle of the bit between your nose and top lip (the philtrum) and it should go away.
If you have a broken rib this might prove really quite useful,
Oh all right, you do have a point. Dumb ass sans pareil.
The problem is that if you have some medical knowledge, and some understanding of classical mechanics, these things make my balls tighten (and not in a good way). It's like watching those 'he fucked up a parcour move and caught his head on the concrete sill' things. Just makes my ass clinch for the damage (or the damage potential if they are lucky to walk away, guess most of the ones where they don't, don't get posted online).
Probably grumpy right now with a cracked rib. Sneezed in the supermarket earlier on today and, feeling it coming, had to grab my waist with both arms and let the sneeze fly free in the fruit aisle whilst making an involuntary groan of pain like a wounded coypu. A lovely young lady ran up and asked if I was OK. Felt like I was on day release from an asylum.