Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Ainsley loves a pearl necklace ay?

My mate used to know Ainsley's driver, said he used to get up to all sorts in the back of the car

Do tell

french fancies and toad in the hole ?

spotted dick etc.

man, he must have had a pretty sweet kitchen in the back of the limo

His driver is Pasta Maldonado

Probably just a bunch of these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MLeME9PieI

I know these things are supposed to be funny, but I just watched a guy land on the back of his neck from 10 feet up on loop. If he's not a paraplegic then he's astoundingly lucky. Really not funny folks.

Relax.

It was the front of his neck.

But, yeah, I kinda agree.

I tried to write something about different types of humour but I think what it boiled down to was that, in my opinion, dumb enough to climb a goal post and try that = dumb enough to laugh at.

Two of my former colleagues were sat in an armed car on Theresa's driveway about six months ago. She was readying herself for her morning's work and walked across a ground floor window. Pretty much this...

Make a nice pair o' brogues that hide

It was the front of his neck.

It was his chest on the cross bar, but back of the neck on the ground when he was actually moving fast enough to break something.

What were they expecting?

If he's not a paraplegic then he's astoundingly lucky

If all the people on teh internetz who landed like that ended up paraplegic, you wouldn't be able to move for wheelchairs. It's really more a case of being unlucky to break your neck, rather than lucky not to.

Also, I'm guessing that if the video was publicised then they're probably alright - if the guy had been disabled, surely his friends (presumably, whoever is videoing) wouldn't have uploaded it to the internet for the LOLs.

Oh all right, you do have a point. Dumb ass sans pareil.

The problem is that if you have some medical knowledge, and some understanding of classical mechanics, these things make my balls tighten (and not in a good way). It's like watching those 'he fucked up a parcour move and caught his head on the concrete sill' things. Just makes my ass clinch for the damage (or the damage potential if they are lucky to walk away, guess most of the ones where they don't, don't get posted online).

Probably grumpy right now with a cracked rib. Sneezed in the supermarket earlier on today and, feeling it coming, had to grab my waist with both arms and let the sneeze fly free in the fruit aisle whilst making an involuntary groan of pain like a wounded coypu. A lovely young lady ran up and asked if I was OK. Felt like I was on day release from an asylum.