EU referendum, brexit and the aftermath

https://petition.parliament.uk/archived/petitions/11321

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to replace the national anthem with ‘Gold’ by Spandau Ballet.

What we specifically want to see, is that the National Anthem be changed in favour of “Gold” by Spandau Ballet. Further, we would like our National Olympic Committee to decree that Tony Hadley is the only person permitted to handle medal ceremonies where the National Anthem is played. We don’t mind what he wears when he does this, but preference is given towards a a gold coloured suit.

This would have made the world a better place.