What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Yehuda Moon

I can't hate him, I just can't do it

Let the hate in

Let the hate in

The more I ease into my Mr Average Suburban White Male lifestyle the more I feel like the key to happiness is being comfortable with the stereotype that society fits you into. In that sense Mr Artisanal Log Cabin Adventure Cyclist is winning. Him inserting a tanning salon into his stereotype maybe isn't so different from me removing a car from mine. Just a little tweak that reassures you that you still make your own decisions, even if you are indistinguishable from others of your kind in most ways.

Edit - It seems I've also added pseudo-intellectual musings on bike forums to my personal identity.

Tl:dnr

Poppy for President

Absolutely amazing marketing

I just can't believe that's real.

Yehuda sports no tattoos, and probably never takes off his merino.
Though I guess the second statement may explain my belief in the first.

Wake up and smell the organic nettle tea

I'll wager it's urine

Will the spiders web grow as his hair recedes?

That spider web right angle is gonna look well shit when his hair line recedes

(EDIT - Beat me to it)

That spider web looks shit.

FTFY

For me it's the late 90's Camden market rings that make him look the most like a wanker..

Is that the character in Sons of Anarchy? Or just someone taking his style tips from him, and taking them even shittier?

He is so restless.

Is that a owl?

Is that a curtain rail eyelet?

The heart instead of a tear... does that mean he's killed a lover... or loved a killer?

Owl bet you he will regret those tattoos.

I'm trying to keep up with things but I hear not being tattooed is the new being tattooed...

I was not tattooed before it was cool

I was born like it